10 Things I Hate About Fantasy Football

                    by Jim Romano

I hate the way coaches talk about injuries

And the way that things aren’t clear.

I hate the way they use their receivers,

Instead of my running back, when the goal line is near.

I hate when penalties take away scores

And that happens all the time,

I hate it so much it makes me sick, 

It even makes me rhyme.

I hate when my players don’t get the ball,

I hate it when they don’t even try.

I hate it when they make me sad,

Even worse when they make me cry

I hate it when my defense goes negative,

And when my players fumble the ball,

But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you,

Fantasy Football,

Not even a little bit, 

Not even at all